Lordy, Now There’s a Sex Scandal, Too. Police brass were having enough trouble managing the crime-data scandal. Now a former sergeant is out with a self-published book describing on-the-job threesomes, sex in stairwells, and other NSFW details. In fact, Charlotte Djossou’s tell-all overlaps with the other scandal: In a Washington City Paper interview, she identifies Andre Wright as a senior officer with whom she had at least some of the threesomes. Wright, MPD’s former second in command, was served termination papers this week amid allegations of downplaying crime data.

Will Waymo Really Come to D.C.? After months of criticism over alleged foot-dragging on robotaxis, council member Charles Allen last month finally introduced a bill to legalize autonomous vehicles. But will anyone actually want to set up shop under the rules Allen wants to enact? “This is the most comprehensive and complex AV deployment bill I've seen,” writes Greg Rogers of The Innovation Majority. Rogers calls it “an encouraging start” but also says that the regulations and fees in the law could make it impossible for robotaxi companies to turn a profit here.

The Real Reality Stars of D.C. Washingtonian’s Tristan Espinozacatches up with The District,the D.C.-based reality series that’s possibly-maybe-sorta coming to television soon. Producers have yet to sell the show, whose premise is that it ignores Capitol Hill and focuses instead on D.C. “industry insiders” with jobs in fields like events marketing. Notably, even in the course of Espinoza’s reporting, cast members dropped out and conflicts abounded. Somebody greenlight this train wreck!

Conservatives Against Kitsch. The National Civic Art Society’s Justin Shubow is one of the intellectual architects of Donald Trump’s campaign against modern D.C. architecture. That makes his interview with the French newspaper Le Figaro worth your time. Without mentioning any specific project, Shubow urges classical-architecture enthusiasts to insist on actual quality, too: “The last thing we want is kitschy or parody architecture that looks like a Walt Disney set.”

Finally: Snyder Loses Again! Former Commanders owner Daniel Snyder’s string of bad luck with expensive D.C. acquisitions continues: Urban Turf reports that his River View estate in Alexandria is supposed to come on the market for $49.9 million, a $10 million drop from the $60 million he initially wanted. His other estate, in Potomac, was donated to charity and sold at auction last year for $13 million after initially listing for $50 million.

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East Potomac Park, where the Trump administration has ousted the management of a venerable public golf course ahead of what may be a luxury renovation, was established by an 1897 act of Congress. And now — with locals accusing the president of hijacking a public amenity for the rich — that law is front and center in the legal skirmishing over what the administration can and can’t do with the space. But what does it say? Here’s the original:

An Act Declaring the Potomac Flats a public park, under the name of the Potomac Park.

March 3, 1897

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That the entire area formerly known as the Potomac Flats and now being reclaimed, together with the tidal reservoirs, be, and the same are hereby, made and declared a public park, under the name of the Potomac Park, and to be forever held and used as a park for the recreation and pleasure of the people.